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Friday, August 12, 2011

What single women really mean when they say...


Disclaimer: 

  • The writer seldom edits/proof reads her posts before push-button-publishing them so you will find grammatical errors and typos. Bear with them. (this could be a disclaimer to all the posts on this blog, no?)
  • This post reflects solely the opportunistic nature of the blogger which results in her taking advantage of lunch break at work to desperately try and gather some social media popularity. This does not reflect her own personal, thoughts, opinions or assumptions, lest she be threatened of physical or emotional torture owing to the nature of the post. 
  • The writer has been single throughout her life and not only is this her state-of-being but has infact become a part of her personality. If any reader knows otherwise about her love life, she requests you to keep shut and let her live in denial. She likes it that way. 
  • The writer does not mean to condescend or mock this state of being lonely or alone or depressed or however one wants to define it. She's just bored, yeah. 

I Hope I still have friends left after this. 
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4 comments:

Sherry said...

You should add a 'Reactions' option - HILARIOUS!

George said...

I agree with Sherry, HILARIOUS. Now if you could put together one that would help us single guys decipher what you really mean when you say....

Priyanka said...

:D so desperate, women?

Anonymous said...

This was a good one.... I can see the lunch break being used with full use of wit power! Neha